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I mean If I'm sucking u off why not call it a suck job or a dry job. I mean it would make more sense if a guy said, "let me give u a blowjob or loadjob" meaning he'll unload in your mouth. I don't get it! Can someone shine some light on this for me. And if you r going to say, "it's a blowjob because it just is" suck it!!!

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Hi, I know that the Jott stuff with ____, it's not really all that fantastic but I'm driving home, I'm bored. A ranch came over me because they booted a regular morning DJ, local pine upon grown in favor of this Adam Corolla(?) motherfucker and I don't really know why they thought this was a good idea and what's worst is that, it's even on Saturdays, maybe even Sundays. But Sunday had on Sunday was excellent, you like an acoustic bit for like waking up and not really wanting to be awake and then like new music and then it's like gone. I'm pretty fucking pissed. Unless they try the fucking music was close but I'm playing the Jott again, really just for enough for it's own sake and also...

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Alright. I know this is Jott stuff with voice is not really all that fantastic. but I'm driving home and bored and the rain came over me, because they booted the regular morning DJ, local pineapple(?) grown in favor of this Adam Corolla mother fucker. And, I don't really know why they thought that this was a good idea and whats worst____Saturday maybe even Sunday. The___had on Sunday was excellent. So, like an acoustic bit for like making up and not really wanting to be awake and like no music and if I have to go on I'm really pretty fucking pissed.____fucking just ____but I'm playing to Jott again really just ____and also...[unclear speech, please listen]

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i guess nothing was...

Or, as The Doctor calls it, "Chinese Whispers".  (God bless the British for being able to unselfconsciously use "Chinese" to mean "ass backwards".  God bless 'em.)

Anyway, I just wanted to point out a couple of bees in my bonnet: silly internet memes that were once clever but have now succumbed to the sort of mediocrity you'd come to expect when the crowd gets involved.  The first is song charts which graph only a single data point.  You remember making outlines in 7th grade, right?  Having only one subsection bespeaks poor organization of your thoughts.  Thus:

Not Funny

Listen, people, there are no shortage of songs out there with funny things to graph.  If you have to make a graphs that looks roughly like the one above, you need to pick another song.  It is not funny.  Are we clear?  Just in case, here is an example of a song with several data points to graph:

Funny

4 May 2008 – 11 May 2008

–	1		Cloud Cult	26
–	2		Calexico	21
49	3		The Moldy Peaches	17
1	4		RJD2	11
	5		Adam Green	7
–	6		Nine Inch Nails	6
	6		Kimya Dawson	6
–	6		Block	6
43	9		Muse	5
14	9		They Might Be Giants	5

It's true, I think I've got my ratings on Cloud Cult and Calexico a little skewed.  At the same time, Calexico is perfect incidental music.  Anyway, I fled pretty clever aboutstumbling onto The Moldy Peaches for about a day and a half before I realized they did a bunch of music for Juno, and by now every teenage hipster in the nation was probably listening to them.  All the same, a slew of Moldy Peaches and solo projects ended up in the musical in box.  To be honest, I'm a little sick of them.  Not that any of them are bad, exactly, but it does seem more like listening to the same three or four songs over and over again.

Anyway, I appear to still be a little grouchy and unwilling to play nice with the notion of being back for another week in the fold.  Blah.

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My mom and all my aunts a long, long time ago. Mom is on the far right, then going to the left, Aunt Lori, Kim and Dyann. I love this picture (not the best quality though because I don't have a scanner-- so I took a picture of it with my digital camera lol)!